Words Women Use

Herself shared these with me, and we got a good laugh out of it as she uses all of these words; daily and often!

Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine.”

Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing, (see above).

That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (This is true, unless she says “Thanks a lot” – that is obvious sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say “you’re welcome”.  That will bring on a “whatever”, see next).

Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying “go pound sand” or some other similar obscene derivative.

Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to Nothing above.

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